3.23.2006

Stupid fat Bellhorn

I understand erstwhile Boston heartthrob Mark C. Bellhorn has quit chewing tobacco? Is that why he looked sort of porky in Peoria?

Or is his embiggened body pure, rock hard muscle from a strenuous off-season?

I should scan my small photo of Portly McBellhorn in his stupid San Diego costume.

Meanwhile, this is Mark Bellhorn's pops:

1 comment:

JS said...

This post seems unnecessarily harsh in retrospect. I think I blacked out somewhere.

I love you, Buffalo.