Fuck you, Red Sox.
How DARE you even TRY to steal my heart! After all the SHIT you put me through this year... Embree and Foulke; Mark "Whiffmaster B" Bellhorn; bitchy, erratic Schilling, Millar the rally killer; the death of the Mirabelli Fat Bat; broken-eyed Renteria... need I go on?
DO NOT SET THE SEASON TO MONTAGE!! DO NOT REPLAY THE MAJESTY OF DAVID ORTIZ'S HOME RUNS!! DO NOT DO A FLIPBOOK OF MANNY'S LOVE AND BEAUTY PAGEANT SMILE!!
And absolutely NO Papelbon!!
I HATE YOU, BOSTON RED SOX!! I HATE YOU!!