"Exactly 4 weeks 'til opening day. 5 from the home opener @ McCoy! 'Snow will be gone soon' says baseball Gods."
"A great music video to get you into the spirit of baseball season!"
"The defense of the 2012 Governor's Cup begins in exactly one month!"
"Fill your belly without emptying your wallet. Dollar Menu Mondays at McCoy!"
"The snow is melting, and the groundscrew is ready to work!"
"Come and enjoy and All-You-Can-Eat BBQ prior to a PawSox game in 2013!"
"Hey guys, have Paws deliver 12 roses, a PawSox hat, and two flex tickets to your valentine at her home or office!" (Please do not deviate from the implied genders.)
"The Hot Stove Party is from 11am - 2pm!"
"Take your picture with the Cup and win FREE items!" (I love items!)
"Nothing says "Happy New Year" quite like Rollin' with Rick!"
The PawSox use ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS.