Angel Chavez will make you strong.

Tampa Bay has signed former PawSox inf(ielder) Angel Chavez to a minor league deal.

Chavez was a souped-up silver spaceship in the McCoy infield, especially over at third. Too bad he couldn't hit. But can I tell you one more time what a killer defensive guy he was? No? K, I won't.

In a related story, Nomar. I don't have any good NG stories, but I'm currently enjoying a vortex of nostalgia.

Yup.