Rich Hill is the mystery of the quotient.

Masshole Rich Hill's been signed to a minor league deal by Boston. He'll be the springtime of my loving.

"The deal is reportedly worth $480K, should Hill make the big league club, and also contains roughly $500K in incentives. The deal includes two opt-out clauses, falling on May 15 on June 30. If the former fourth-round pick is not on the Red Sox 25-man roster on either of those dates, he may elect free agency." - Jacob R Misener

The lefty reliever pitched in 10 PawSox games in 2011, with a 1.12 ERA, 18 K's and only 5 walks.

In 2012, it was 8 games, another 1.12 ERA (!) with 10 K and 2 BB.

What a nice job he did, said Craig Breslow and Javier Lopez.

Rich Hill is great, but I'll bet he could never make mashed potatoes like the ones I did last night.

Furthermore, I am the champion of my fantasy football league. Not Rich Hill, me. I'll bet Rich Hill has never been champion of his fantasy football league. WHAT NOW RICH HILL.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

pot luck champion! your potatoes were ethinic.