Masshole Rich Hill's been signed to a minor league deal by Boston. He'll be the springtime of my loving.
"The deal is reportedly worth $480K, should Hill make the big league
club, and also contains roughly $500K in incentives. The deal includes
two opt-out clauses, falling on May 15 on June 30. If the former
fourth-round pick is not on the Red Sox 25-man roster on either of those
dates, he may elect free agency." - Jacob R Misener
The lefty reliever pitched in 10 PawSox games in 2011, with a 1.12 ERA, 18 K's and only 5 walks.
In 2012, it was 8 games, another 1.12 ERA (!) with 10 K and 2 BB.
What a nice job he did, said Craig Breslow and Javier Lopez.
Rich Hill is great, but I'll bet he could never make mashed potatoes like the ones I did last night.
Furthermore, I am the champion of my fantasy football league. Not Rich Hill, me. I'll bet Rich Hill has never been champion of his fantasy football league. WHAT NOW RICH HILL.