Soft as snow (but warm inside)

from ESPN Magazine:

Dan Patrick: Did you see Brokeback Mountain?
Ryan Dempster: I saw it with my wife. And dude, you know what? I'm thinking they could come out with Brokeback Dugout.

DP: So you're Heath Ledger or Jake Gyllenhaal. Who's your partner?
RD: Gabe Kapler. I'm not saying he's gay. I'm just saying, you know, he's a very good-looking, muscular dude.


Jenks said...

Red Sox players that make straight guys swoon:

a) Papelbon
b) Bellhorn
c) Manny

Phlip said...

Gabe is still the top babe. Have y'all done a google image search on search on him? Enjoy. :)