So that's it, I guess. Shelley Duncan the Great Ruiner with a tenth inning home run off Hunter Jones.
I'm not mad at Jones. I think after 2003, I can handle anything.
I've already begun planning off-season sports. I'm deeply involved with fantasy football (I think, I don't know, I don't like football which may be an advantage). People really LOVE attending sporting events with me!
Also, I'm plotting an art heist. You probably think I am kidding. But wait until you read the compendium of 2008's Dumbest Criminals where it says "The criminal was apprehended after local police read about her felonious plans on her public blog".
Coming soon: emotional Labor Day photography.
Bye, guys! Bye!