"I've been thinking about my pose for the Pawtucket poster thing. I should hold a bat over my shoulder! No, that's too cliche. I should pretend like I'm swinging the bat. Nah, that might block my face. How about if the bat's across my shoulders and I'm kind of hanging my arms over it? No, no, Carlos Beltran already did that. What if... What if I'm propping myself up with the bat, like all casual... No, no, I think Nomar did that. Okay, forget the bat..."