I just reviewed my links and whoa, a lot of people have quit the biz. I had to delete about 12 blogs. My sustained excellence is not going to get me a deserved invite to Media Day in Pawtucket, though. That's okay, because I think the whole point is to talk to players and I really don't want to do that.
Well, sometimes I imagine taking a Stuttering John approach and asking a couple of meatball questions and then blasting some minor league dope with, "Which players' wife would you most like to bang?" Brendan McGair would be so jealous. I mean, more jealous.
Maybe I'll change the name of my blog to "PawSox Heavy". Is that legal?
And to all the other people I link to: Please don't stop! I know it's hard, but it's worth it in the end when you can give yourself fake awards!
This year I expect to be a strong contender for 2011 Central Falls Blogger of the Year, Best of Rhode Island's Sports Blog of the Year, Dorothy Everton Smythe Award for Excellence in Sportswriting, and the Anti-Corporate Conformist Smash the State Award for Best Subversive Take-Down of Millionaire Phony Jock Assholes.