Charlie Zink is a non-roster-farian.

Invited pitchers:

Fernando Cabrera
Enrique Gonzalez
Marcus McBeth
Billy Traber
Charlie Zink

Position kidz:

Carlos Maldonado, catcher who I will call 'Candy' more than I should.
Gil Velazquez, racquetball QUEEN!!!
Jeff Bailey, honorary citizen of Rhode Island.
Chip Ambres, welcome home.
Zach Daeges

This list is incomplete. I omitted hyped prospects because they bore me (and Lars Anderson can suck it). I omitted a few gents I need to get to know better. Ivan Ochoa, for example. Paul McAnulty.

McAnulty. I think he taught history at Cumberland High School. What a dump that place was!

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