Quad Plat

Remember when you were younger and first started travelling by yourself how cool the airport was? It was so big and bustling and filled with cavernous halls and secret doors.

Then you get older and you realize how fucking horrible it is to sit in an airport. The disgusting food costs way too much, the other people get in your way, they have 100,000 magazines but never anything good, the restrooms smell bad, and no one good ever talks to you.

I just think it would be cool if somehow you wound up on the same flight as Todd Walker. And he sat next to you and totally ignored you even though you had Mad magazine and a Tupperware filled with ketchup bread.

By you I mean me.

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