4.3.2014 Pawtucket Red Sox v Lehigh Valley IronPigs - Nil

Lehigh Valley WINS! 4-0. Winning pitcher was David Buchanana. I thought, why not, na na na na?

Pawtucket used practically every single pitcher on the roster until they sent Jeff Levering out into the stands to rustle up a reliever.

Jason Varitek was sitting in the stands in the next section over from me. It was really weird. I took a picture.

The IronPigs' Jim Murphy tripled at some point. I will bet you 500 bucks that it's the only triple he hits all season. COME ON TAKE THIS BET I NEED THE MONEY SO BADLY!!!

(If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar...)

There was so much more that I wanted to say but I feel so John Cougar Melancholy.

Remember Billy Buckner? I hope he fucking died.

Ha ha kidding.

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