People keep asking me where Matt Clement is. I'm not sure, but I'll bet you could look it up.
This whole thing reminds me of people like BK Kim and Ramiro Mendoza. People who went on the DL for an extended time and essentially disappeared, with only the occasional vague medical update from Theo. "Oh, he's doing good, he threw a few pitches off the mound today. No, it would be irresponsible of the Red Sox to predict a return date, but we're pleased with his progress."
Friday night is Mike Lowell Spinners night. I'm pretty sure it's sold out.