Still nothing going on, so let's check out some search terms!
1. "jimmy smits snl skit" - Oh, hell, there's only one worth anything. And it involves enchiladas and the Broncos.
2. "heavy bike pitchers" - People are throwing bikes? I'm not sure I understand.
3. "the yankees are champions of baseball" - Sure.
4. "they said three times a lady, i say three times your crazy. too dumb with messin around, baseball love three strikes your out" - I'm not sure I know that song.
5. "baseball heave" - Too much crappy beer at the park.
6. "i am gonna kill myself" - Don't do it!
7. "darnell dawkins so solid" - I totally agree.
8. "helton skelton" - Go ROCKIES@!!!!!
9. "pawtucket sucks" - No suh!
10. "ryan westmoreland/zack segovia/jeff natale/freddy guzman/mike cervenak/tj large/logan kensing/craig breslow/matt tolbert girlfriend" - Please, what is it with the girlfriend thing?