Optioned back to Pawtucket:
Chris Carter, who hit the ball like a mofo this spring. YEAH CHRIS CARTER!!
George Kottaras, who was offensively productive this spring. Stupid jerk.
Craig Hansen, who had sleep apnea surgery yet still sucked. My dislike of Hansen is well-documented in many posts here, so I'll just leave it at that.
Lincoln Holdzkom, who is going to flourish in Pawtucket. He's sort of like an unborn baby who is very close to term. Watch him pop out the chute at McCoy in 2008!
CRAIG HANSEN IS LYING! DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING THIS MAN SAYS! DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MONEY OR CIGARETTES!