Devern Hansack might be shoved off a pier.

Misc. Yankees outfielder Austin Jackson hit a grand slam last night off poor little Dev Hansack. Can I call him Dev? It sounds kind of British! AJAX was then reassigned to minor league camp.

One-time McCoy Stadium Special Guest Star David Ortiz was responsible for the sole Boston RBI. He batted in Angel Chavez.

Chris Carter doubled and made an error. No one tripled for Boston, which is so disappointing.

Who the hell is R. Dent? I should know this, right? He must be one of those skinny-boy single A kids.

The team is headed off this afternoon to play the Reds, who are much less interesting than the Pirates.

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