Pawtucket kids Lowrie, Carter, and Bailey each homered today off Roy Halliday. Is Lowrie still considered PawSox? I'd like to answer that in two ways: First, in a normal typeface, then in italics.
Anyway, have you heard? SuperJed also hit two doubles. So did Jason Lane. I know! I, too, thought Jason Lane had been donated to the Mariners! Hunter Jones got the save, with one hit and one K in the ninth. Don't the hit and the strikeout cancel each other out, like caffeine and alcohol?
I know spring training stats are meaningless, but what the hell else am I going to write about? Luke Allen's whereabouts? Well, yeah.
I love Hunter Jones. Please don't kill him.