now you know how nice it feels

Pawtucket kids Lowrie, Carter, and Bailey each homered today off Roy Halliday. Is Lowrie still considered PawSox? I'd like to answer that in two ways: First, in a normal typeface, then in italics.



Anyway, have you heard? SuperJed also hit two doubles. So did Jason Lane. I know! I, too, thought Jason Lane had been donated to the Mariners! Hunter Jones got the save, with one hit and one K in the ninth. Don't the hit and the strikeout cancel each other out, like caffeine and alcohol?

I know spring training stats are meaningless, but what the hell else am I going to write about? Luke Allen's whereabouts? Well, yeah.

I love Hunter Jones. Please don't kill him.

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