Nick Green is leading the Grapefruit League in average (.526), hits (10), and runs (5). I should want to cook Nick a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
Van Every and Zack Daeges are leading the Red Sox in home runs with 2. Jeff Bailey leads the RBI thing with six. He also leads the doubles list (3).
None of this counts, of course, because these kids are facing inferior pitching. Because of the WBC.
The Dutch team is so freaking exciting! I pretty much took the day off to watch WBC games. Yes.