How about the Rhode Island Red Sox?
I've discovered somewhat tardily that Pawtucket has two new coaches. They are pitching coach Rich Sauveur and hitting coach Santa Paws.
Wait, no, the new hitting coach is Russ Morman. Santa Paws is the new director of concessions.
Rich Sauveur holds the record for most teams pitched for without a win. Sauveur was the pitching coach for the Hunstville Stars (AA MIL) for the past three seasons and has also worked with the Brockton Rox (Can-Am).
Russ "Shocker" Morman comes to us (me) from Portland. That's so nice, he got promoted! Here's to a stronger PawSox offense!