the mets would like some of jon switzer's purple berries

Mets pick up Lefty Jon Switzer and Kyle Snyder and will probably keep them both alive. They are leaving. We don't need them. We still have Mike Tejera and Hunter Jones. I'll be getting to Jonesy in a couple of days, see?

Chip Ambres is returning to Pawtucket. I'm unduly excited. And I'm annoyed because I HAD an insta-snap of Ambres and I opted not to scan it due to its poor quality.

Please enjoy this photo of Kyle Snyder and his giant memere shoes.