Yesterday I went to New Hampshire for auto racing. It is a 6am to 9pm all-day thing.
It's really not much like baseball. I had a good time, though. Believe me when I tell you I do not go ironically, or to laugh at everyone and feel superior, or deride the fans. I am just as gross as anyone else there, and so are you, you smug asshole.
But, see, that's not 100 percent true. My friend made a "NASCAR bingo" which included squares like "slutty preggo" and "Confederate flag". But I think anyone could do the same at Fenway Park. Except the squares might be "clueless preppy asshole" and "SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES".
Just like you I am always re-evaluating my place in the world. Except maybe you don't do it on a blog that is supposed to be all sports, all day.
I just have to try harder, is all.