My last spring training experience was 2006's Cactus League trip. I WANT TO GO BACK SO BAD. If I go, I'll work so hard and write about everything and learn about pitching statistics and take it very seriously!
I think I said a lot of nice things about Ryan Lavarnway, Randy Williams, and Brandon Duckworth in 2011 so maybe one of those guys should step up and pay me back.
Or how about, hey, Kris Johnson, throw a few hundy my way and I'll retract all my prior slanderous comments.
The road to building a media empire is evidently filled with years of no reward except having my utilities shut off.