Many years ago, I worked as a soda jerk at McCoy stadium. In one of the ladies' rooms, someone had written in bold black marker "I Fucked Tim Naehring". It was there forever, at least one summer if not two. There was something so giddily proud about that statement that made me love it. And it was credible... I fully believed that the person who wrote it was so moved by having fucked Tim Naehring that they wanted to share it with as many facility-using ladies as possible.