5.26.2008

it's a Madonna pap smear

Yes, I am a slacker and yes, I have missed a lot of Pawtucket neat-o roster moves. I'm also leaving for my vacation in like three days so even more absence of me.

So while I was away partying and whatnot, Chris Smith was called up and Bartolo Colon was called up and Brandon Moss came back and said ,"HEY SEAN DANIELSON YOU INSENSITIVE SCHMUCK GIVE ME NUMBER 12 BACK!!!"

It was also noted that Sean Danielson looks like Jeff Bailey hit with a shrink ray. So, yeah, Jeff Bailey clobbered everything he saw and continued to be the world's thickest leadoff hitter. Fan favorite Sandy Madera was kicked downstairs to Portland. Van Every high-fived Manny Ramirez right after Manny high-fived a fan in Baltimore.

Jose Vaquedano got comfy in the Pawtucket bullpen and slickster husband Justin Masterson got his bald self a semi-promotion to McCoy. RHP Miguel Asencio said, "Sayonara, Portland Maine!" and headed for the Ocean State.

Clay Buchholz is rehabbing here at home. Former PawSox great Jon Lester Light Bulb pitched a no-hitter (but still doesn't realize he's about to be traded).

Jonathan Van Every strikes out a lot. Edgar Martinez and Lincoln Holdzkom should be looking over their shoulders. David Pauley is still without question the nicest guy in Pawtucket. And Charlie Zink is tremendous.

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SoxAddict said...

I still miss Abe Alvarez :(

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