I'm shocked and hurt that I was not invited to the PawSox media event today. Whatever. I'm way more interesting than Junichi Tazawa and I'm much more fascinating than Brendan McGair. At least I know how to spell Zach Daeges' name.
I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!111!
That's what I get for being irreverent and edgy. I started something more than a faded sticker on a skateboard.
This is all gonna be so killer this summer. I am confident. Baseball Heavy is gonna hit the heights. And oh, what heights we'll hit!