Part of being a baseball fan means having the occasional weird dream about some of its players. I'm definitely no exception.
Just last night I dreamed about Barry Zito. Without getting into too much detail, I will say that BZ was sort of annoying. And he acts like he's this awesome surfer but he really isn't. And a lot of people secretly don't like him.
I can't remember if I've actually shagged any MLB'ers while I was sleeping. Knowing my luck it'd be someone like David Riske or Cesar Izturis and not, say, Eric Chavez or Josh Barfield or Xavier Nady.
Cristian Guzman was one of the nicest guys I dreamt about.
God help me, I am still in my pajamas.