8.07.2013

8.6.2013 Jose Contreras Opted Not To Check Out Downtown Buffalo

Bisons "win", 12-8. Keith Couch's first Triple-A start was not as glamorous as Ranaudo's. The world is a circle without a beginning.

Couch, who I'm sorry, it has to be said, probably gets fucked a lot, lasted one inning. He was just throwing a lot of pitches and getting worked over pretty good. He gave up four runs, but don't cry for him. That's his job. Four relievers came in to finish the game off, but I'll get to that.

Ricky Romero started for Buffalo! Still in the Toronto org, I see. Romero was doing okay, I guess, until the fourth inning, when he gave up a couple of home runs and other RBI hits and Pawtucket scored seven runs off him in one inning. Buddy Carlyle had to come in and get the last out, striking out Middlebrooks. Don't feel bad for Middlebrooks, he's one of the dudes who homered off Romero. Plus he's handsome and athletic and that will take you far! Next day on his dressing room there'll be a star!

Old Man Carlyle got the win, by the way. I'm sure he'll cherish that moment forever, the Middlebrooks K. I'll bet he woke up the kids when he got home.

Do you like the letter "C"? Jose Contreras, Chris Martin, Anthony Carter, and Chris Carpenter pitched the remainder of the game. Contreras is the old one, Martin is the tall one, Carter is the asshole, and Carpenter is the one who resembles a lesser Muppet. Contreras gave up six runs in two innings and got the loss.

Talented center fielder Anthony Gose hit a home run. Ryan Goins and Clint Robinson had three hits apiece, with Robinson hitting two doubles and knocking in three runs. Every man on the Bisons got a hit.

Jeremy Hazelbaker hit two home runs. He's got one of those punchable faces, doesn't he?

two things:
1. "After 17 years in pro baseball, the Carlyles are used to rapid shifts in the foundation of their family’s life. That’s why their family supporters are so precious to them, and that's why when the earthquake shook Japan on March 11, 2011, the Carlyles pitched in to care for the single mom who had cared for them, and for her community that suddenly, desperately needed help." You really must read this Buddy Carlyle story about his time in Japan!

2. Carlyle has also pitched an Immaculate Inning.

3. GROANER HEADLINE: "SEA DOGS KEITH COUCH GETS COMFORTABLE AT FENWAY".

4. Joseph Wolken wrote a human interest thing on Couch. People still name their kids "Keith", huh?

NO GAME TONIGHT! After that... Syracuse and a double header. Charlie Haeger, Mortensen. So tomorrow I will talk of cabbages and kings.
so precious to them, and that’s why when the earthquake shook Japan on March 11, 2011, the Carlyles pitched in to care for the single mom who had cared for them, and for her community that suddenly, desperately needed help. - See more at: http://saportareport.com/blog/2012/03/atlanta-braves-pitcher-carlyle-helps-japan-quake-victim/#sthash.jccH5zgM.dpuf
After 17 years in pro baseball, the Carlyles are used to rapid shifts in the foundation of their family’s life. That’s why their family supporters are so precious to them, and that’s why when the earthquake shook Japan on March 11, 2011, the Carlyles pitched in to care for the single mom who had cared for them, and for her community that suddenly, desperately needed help. - See more at: http://saportareport.com/blog/2012/03/atlanta-braves-pitcher-carlyle-helps-japan-quake-victim/#sthash.jccH5zgM.dpuf
After 17 years in pro baseball, the Carlyles are used to rapid shifts in the foundation of their family’s life. That’s why their family supporters are so precious to them, and that’s why when the earthquake shook Japan on March 11, 2011, the Carlyles pitched in to care for the single mom who had cared for them, and for her community that suddenly, desperately needed help. - See more at: http://saportareport.com/blog/2012/03/atlanta-braves-pitcher-carlyle-helps-japan-quake-victim/#sthash.jccH5zgM.dpuf

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