Clayton Mortensen is MY KING O HEAVENLY FATHER WE SING YOUR PRAISES AH-MEN!
Just kidding, I believe in evolution.
Pawtucket won 5-4 in ten innings, Clayton Mortensen pitched seven scoreless innings and it only took 88 pitches. He was later spotted at the bar nursing a glass of milk. WHOLE milk, you fucking clowns.
HOWEVER. Beloved reliever Anthony Carter got the win.
See, Pawtucket was ahead 4-2 going into the ninth, but Jose De La Torre ruined it. Could it be his De La Clothes?
In the tenth inning FrankenHenry and Heiker Meneses combo'd up to score the winning run for the PawSox. Heiker Meneses is the only player to ever toss me a ball... That I caught. In New Hampshire. So thanks for this.
I would have written about this sooner, but do you know how early I had to get up today?
Why can't I go to the championship game?
By the way, Jeff Levering can get it.
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