I tuned into the game tonight at almost EXACTLY 7 o'clock, right after getting my Enrico Caruso Club on. And right away I saw Jeff Bailey's mug shot.
I almost died. I am so, so excited for JB. I never, ever thought he'd get called up and I'm not really sure I understand why he was, but it is a beautiful thing. I got seriously verklempt.
I swear I will never make fun of him for being oafish or dumb ever again. Good luck, Jeff.