Update on the Chad Spann story: one of the guys on the Charlotte Knights, Tomas Perez, is a switch hitter. He turned himself around and batted righty so his hits would pull over to third base, where C-Spann was a sitting duck.
I wonder if I should write an anonymous letter to Spann and tip him off? I could even tell him who the informant is. Like I said, he's a season ticket holder and I know where his seat is.
Chad Spann's at-bat song is "Bad Company". Til the day he dies.