Now that the Boston Red Sox have acquired seasoned outfielder and consummate professional Mark Kotsay, it seems as though Pawtucket slugger Jeff Bailey is somewhat superfluous. I would certainly hope that Theo Epstein takes the PawSox playoff run into consideration and sends the IL MVP back to Pawtucket. Bailey is an important part of the team and in order for Pawtucket to be successful in the post-season, they need him in the leadoff spot.
Mark Kotsay! Yeah! Party! OAKLAND A'S FIRE OIL!!!!
NOW can we get Bailey back? You guys have barely touched him! We need him here in Pawtucket.
YOU ARE NOT EVEN REALLY USING HIM!!!!
Or do we have to go and get him tomorrow? I'm rounding up a bunch of rotten Rhode Islanders and we are going to lasso, hogtie, and shanghai Bailey and suit him up.