Q: Why is the outfield in Toronto so dangerous?
A: Because you have to watch out for Stairs and Wells!
VW is a thief of hearts. A few years ago my brother, a Yankees fan, had me look up Vernon Wells' stats so he could compare them to A-Rod's to prove that maybe Vernon deserved the MVP award. We secretly loved Wells. And now that I read his heckler/baseball story, I love him all the more.
Last year V. Wells did some commentary on ESPN and I missed it. That bugs me.