Bryan Corey went seeking his fortune in other places but yes, he's back. Poor guy.
BC reportedly stated, "It's great to be back in this depressing city." Joe Thurston wisely decided to withhold comment.
In a related story, Lancaster Jet Hawks infielder Aaron Reza was promoted to AAA Pawtucket. Ha, ha, HA. Last guy to get that promotion was soap opera star and RHP Blake Maxwell.
Michael Tejera will be tonight's starting pitcher. Pawtucket kicks off its first series v. Syracuse TONIGHT and I can't make it. The Chiefs counter with Eastern League All-Star David Purcey.
Bonus minor league baseball headline: "Green Jackets Stuck in Park Against Drive". That is totally something I would have written. I'm not above it!