Devern Hansack's still in the system like a virus. Which is good because everyone loves The Snake (tsssss!).
Former PawSox cro-mag Kason Gabbard is back. He pitched pretty well when he was in town but I hated him anyway. Maybe they'll put him on the Portland roster so I don't have to look at him.
Game tonight in Pennsylvania! I wonder if Amish kids like baseball?