For a while, I have considered David Uyl to be my least favorite IL umpire. He seems to eject a few too many players and has a questionable strike zone.
It looks like I'm not alone! Being alone is terrible, because there's no one you can talk into getting you a blanket so your feet aren't cold while you watch TV.
Enjoy this wicked picture from 'The Curse of Stu Pederson'.