The Heat is Zaun. (I'm sorry)

I heard through the grapevine that Boston was "in talks" with catcher Greg(g?) Zaun. I thought, oooh, cool, because I am starting to kind of hate Doug Mirabelli. Furthermore, Zaun used to write movie reviews for a newspaper! Granted, he's no Miguel Batista, but I LIKE THAT.

Toronto likes that, too. They signed him to a two-year, $7.25m contract.

In other news, the gas person came today and I have heat.

In even more news, my father became a grandfather for the first time the other day. I have a niece! When my brother handed her off to me, I thought "She is going to sneeze. She is going to sneeze and spasm right out of my hands and I am going to ruin this little baby."

That didn't happen. I will admit to getting a little emotional. But that's me, I'm emotional. And penniless.


Anonymous said...

What's with the Dougie? You can't be hatin' on the STUD.

Jenks said...

Boston gave up way too much to get him back... and for what?

Jere said...

Mr. Eric "Eazy-E" Wright, ladies and gentlemen.