The Heat is Zaun. (I'm sorry)
I heard through the grapevine that Boston was "in talks" with catcher Greg(g?) Zaun. I thought, oooh, cool, because I am starting to kind of hate Doug Mirabelli. Furthermore, Zaun used to write movie reviews for a newspaper! Granted, he's no Miguel Batista, but I LIKE THAT.
Toronto likes that, too. They signed him to a two-year, $7.25m contract.
In other news, the gas person came today and I have heat.
In even more news, my father became a grandfather for the first time the other day. I have a niece! When my brother handed her off to me, I thought "She is going to sneeze. She is going to sneeze and spasm right out of my hands and I am going to ruin this little baby."
That didn't happen. I will admit to getting a little emotional. But that's me, I'm emotional. And penniless.