Waechter? I hardly knew her.

Tampa Bay Devil Rays put Elijah Dukes (thug) on their 40-man, along with a pitcher and an infielder that I have never heard of. This gave them 41 guys, which is a few too many.

So the Devil Rays gently placed Doug Waechter in a woven basket and sent him down the river, where he will surely be found among the reeds by a washerwoman.


Anonymous said...

Did you just compare Doug Waechter to Moses?

Jenks said...

Moses provided some of the additional material used in the post.