11.19.2006

It makes perfect sense.


I heard a wild rumor that the Red Sox are somehow going to get Alex Rodriguez for shortstop.

The guy telling me this had an elaborate theory that, at the time, seemed plausible.

I don't remember exactly that he was talking about, but he also somehow convinced me to get him tickets to Yankees games.

Um, holy fucking shit. Soriano... eight years? $136 million? Are you kidding me? I just now read this...I have a weird urge to call and check on members of my family.

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