My Spanish game summary translated back into English.

Pawtucket 8-1 OFFENSE YEAH!

Before starting, I just want to point out that guys like David Pauley even were able to string a few good starts at the minor league.

Right son Michael Bowden to Pawtucket and started talking to everybody "in it, although it does not hear a word they're saying. Bowden pitched six innings and allowed one run and four hits. And three walks. Bowden walks a lot of hitters. Bowden walks more hitters Kris Johnson. Bowden has walked batters per inning 2.693 gable. I did the math. Bowden has issued more than anyone walking on the PawSox and is 15th in the league walks.

Colin Balester did not start the game, although I considered it so they are. I do not feel like shit changed. It's bad enough that misspelled Balester. Jason Jones started and was a disaster. Who cares about Jason Jones? Jones only worked two innings (entered in the third, but could not get out) and was hung with the loss after the Red Sox stuck with six runs. Ha ha.

Therefore, I want to talk about the offense? Absolutely! (I will Fernando Cabrera save for last.) Ryan continues to make me mourn tears of gratitude for his greatness as a bat. Shealy went 3-4 with a homer and a double and only needs a triple for the cycle. It might have been able to get one, if Colin Balester had not linked the good in the fourth inning. I surfers were non-violent drug addicts? Right? Does being an athlete Meathead remove it? COLIN?!

Pawtucket dizzying tug began early, when Shealy hit his two-run double. Launch of the second, Juan Apodaca hit an RBI double. But it was the third inning when they scored five runs Pawtucket ... Shealy's two-run homer and a three-run blast by Josh Reddick. Yes, Josh Reddick. Do not bury him because he is not dead yet.

The PawSox have evidently got lucky, because not score any runs for the rest of the game. Syracuse is the first in their division for a reason. It was time arrived exciting.

Relievers Tommy Hottovy (two entries) and Fernando Cabrera kept the rest of the game scoreless. Cabrera had a 1-2-3 ninth with two strikeouts. Eleven pitches, eight of them were strikes. Oh, hell. View a performance like that would be like watching porn for me.

Oh, go, Where do I start?
1. Gil Velázquez hit leadoff! Wow!
2. Pitching coach Rich Sauveur was ejected from the game. I guess it had something to do with Bowden resist the call. Balks are so controversial.
3. Welcome to Rhode Island, Juan Apodaca! Hope you like the states with inferiority complexes!
4. Jason Jones Heads starter had just been promoted from Double-A Harrisburg. Better luck next time, kid.
5. I just found out that David Pauley has been recalled by Seattle. COINCIDENCE?

Tonight! Syracuse! Shairon Martis! Ramon Ramirez Icky! After going home tomorrow ... I can not wait.


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