Star of Daniel

Please, let's all try not to kill this whole Daniel Nava thing. You can discuss it for the next 24 hours, but then please let us move on.

It's like, you may love coffee ice cream, but if you're forced to eat it non-stop, at some point you are going to projectile vomit. Especially the whole story about the sports lady he leaves tickets for. Because I haven't heard it already 77 times.

Furthermore, it's so great that you have been 'rooting for this kid' since you 'first heard about him 20 years ago' and 'what a great story' and zzzzzzzz. Believe me, I'm as happy about it as you are. It's pretty well-documented here, if you care to go back and look at stuff I wrote. But I'm begging you... know when to say when. Do not sour me on one of my favorite PawSox players.

And I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend.


1 comment:

Jenks said...

I hope I didn't come off like a jerk. Imagine me saying all this stuff with tears in my eyes.