Noted fashion photographer and wonderfully pretty slugger Sandy Madera is off the DL and may give Pauly Mac a break at first base.
Jeff Natale is on the DL with... something. Jeff Natale. There is nothing exciting about Natale. I guess that's good, right?
Zach Daeges is in Florida. Randor Bierd is there, too. Yes, I found Randor Bierd. He is working on his arm strength.
Is this real life?