guy: When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to be able to buy an eight-track.
other guy: That sucks.
guy: No, actually it was great. All I did was party and get laid. I had my whole life ahead of me.
Except I didn't buy an eight track. And, technically, I wasn't flipping burgers. Or getting laid. I did party a lot, though! I had to! It gets really hot in the concession stands!
Please enjoy this eight-game homestand, divided up into Buffalo and Indianapolis. Recent Mets callup Tobi Stoner starts tonight v Bowden. Stoner's tag line is "Rollin' Back In", which at first I thought was a marijuana reference. But I think they mean he's a rollin' Stone(r). Weak.
Also, Chris Carter is back in town. Everyone should be on their knees for Mister Perfect! Mike Jacobs has cleared wavers and will report to Buffalo this weekend, which makes some people wonder where Carter will fit in.
Here's a video I posted a hundred years ago, but I am bringing it back because it makes me laugh.