Hot, naked Geoff Blum action.

The sizzling San Diego Padres signed bench weirdo and horny stud Geoff Blum to a one year, 900K (with at-bat incentives) contract.

The very naughty Blum said (probably jokingly) that in a perfect world, hot young Khalil Greene would be traded and then Geoff B. would man-handle the shortstop position.

The DOM New York Yankees made GB an offer as well, which the wet, slutty Padres matched.

Great job, everyone. Take five.

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