Talkin' Patriots... An In-Depth Analysis by JS (tm)

Miami WINS! in a recent game with New England.

Tom Brady did not play well. Alleged root of poor performance: lady trouble. Sheesh. Dames!

Their defense was not the problem, it was their running game! It may have been the turnovers that killed them. MMM... turnovers.

That Miami wide receiver... I hate that guy! Did you see that one play? And you thought the kicker was an asshole!

And, man, that ref with the penalties. SOMEONE'S getting paid off!

Hell, the last time I saw rushing that weak was San Diego in '02.

Let's hope Bill Belechik gets his X's and O's all straightened out or the division's going to New York! YES!

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