Tanyon Sturtze is now a National Leaguer! Blah blah, one year, rotator cuff surgery. I think that's great. Now I might never have to see Tanyonero ever again. OOOh, unless he's on the Richmond Braves at all!
In a separate but related incident, I'm going to Texas! I'll bet you didn't know I was a huge Rangers fan, did you? Well, I'm not. I'm not going for baseball reasons... this time. I promise I'll bring you trinkets and baubles if I make it out alive.