Lowell Spinners and Boston Red Sox

Lowell Spinners tickets are harder to get than Boston Red Sox tickets. I really mean it! The Spinners just bought a new base for their park. A first base. Yeah, so? Well, it was the one from Yankee Stadium during Game 6 of the ALCS in 2004. Where the Rodriguez v. Arroyo thing went down. And then the SWAT team was on the field. That was crazy!

So you might want to check that out, if you can get tickets. Also, hook me up with that shit!

Lenny DiNardo? Come on! Did you see how high his pants were hiked up? Hello, Pépère! I think he wouldn't have walked as many people if he hadn't had to face Ortiz. Because I can read pitchers' minds through my TV set and when Ortiz was in the box in the first inning, DiNardo was thinking "FUCKING SHIT I HAVE TO PITCH TO DAVID ORTIZ!!" Which would probably fluster anyone, but none more than a stuffless lefty.

Javier Lopez' dad is in the FBI. Ooooooooooh!

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