1. Don Orsillo lives in Smithfield, Rhode Island. This is strange in a way that you could not understand if you're not from Rhode Island.
2. Abe Alvarez is back in camp. Because he left camp. And everyone hates him.
3. I have not seen hide nor hair of Sean McAdam, but I do hear his voice asking somber questions during clubhouse interviews.
4. I got more hits than Saduhara Oh.
5. I am a woman of infinite compassion and tolerance. But if you are at standing behind home plate with your cell phone and waving at the camera during the ballgame, I fucking hate you and I hope you burst out in furious, incurable boils.