Two Things

1. Don Orsillo lives in Smithfield, Rhode Island. This is strange in a way that you could not understand if you're not from Rhode Island.

2. Abe Alvarez is back in camp. Because he left camp. And everyone hates him.

3. I have not seen hide nor hair of Sean McAdam, but I do hear his voice asking somber questions during clubhouse interviews.

4. I got more hits than Saduhara Oh.

5. I am a woman of infinite compassion and tolerance. But if you are at standing behind home plate with your cell phone and waving at the camera during the ballgame, I fucking hate you and I hope you burst out in furious, incurable boils.

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