You know what? Whatever. I don't see why I can't just call down to the Rochester minor league complex and ask them how I can get information on yesterday's game. I mean, CALL THEM. Like, on the phone.
What the fuck! I can't see what the big deal is. I could just say, "Would someone mind telling me who the starting pitcher was for Rochester yesterday? Is there a website I can consult for the box score or can someone fax it to me?" Not that I have a fax, but you get the idea.
I am irrationally angry about this.