One of my co-workers (the family I never wanted) loaned me his copy of "Interviews From Red Sox Nation", written by one David Laurila, who I apparantly cannot stop talking about.
What you need to know is that this book is fucking great. Have you ever read a player interview on redsox.com or something? Are you sick of the four thousandth response to "How great is it to be part of such a great, historical, amazing and great organization like the incomparable 2004 World Series Champions the Boston Red Sox?" ? Do you need to hear Varitek wearily defending the pitching staff AGAIN? Would you like to stay up way past your bedtime and keep glancing at your faux-wood grain clock radio as it gets closer and closer to the time you have to get up for work? YES.
I realize that I'm probably the last lady on earth to read this book, but I'm sorry. I had to read Sammy Sosa's horrible book first. Ah-CHOO!
While we're at it, Quotes of the Year '06!