Alex Prieto - GONE! Released to fly free and possibly do a little water skiing.
Bobby Kielty - GONE! up to Boston and doing fantasy football drafting.
John Barnes - GONE! to AA Portland. I love this idea.
Chris Carter - Welcome to Pawtucket. Please enjoy our many eyebrow threading salons. I BELIEVE.
Dusty Brown - What, did your parents conceive you in the Sears paint department? Welcome to Pawtucket. Check with Carter about the eyebrows thing, Bushy.
All Better Now, THX - Craig Hansen, off the DL.